10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is for loners.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.