10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine