10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd