10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for loners.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.