10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson