10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.