10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.