10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Fook the floosh droo!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.