10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."