10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament