10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.