10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson