10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow