10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "No river, no fish."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword