10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant