10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.