10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.