10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain