10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.