10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"