10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier