10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is for loners.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'