10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers