10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.