10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22