10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth