10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier