10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A