10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fold and live to fold again
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977