10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!