10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.