10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet