10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.