10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Those eggs smell delicious!