10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for loners.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.