10 Random Poker Quotes
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- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth