10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Welcome to kicker school
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]