10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• It's Free To Fold...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.