10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach