10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.