10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --