10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare