10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is for loners.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.