10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.