10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek