10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fold and live to fold again
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"