10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."