10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "No river, no fish."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.