10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth