10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth